well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
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