1:32a: I quit. signing up for eharmony. Don't judge
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
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yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
Well the nurse forgot to take all my stitches out, so my surgical tools are peroxide, kitchen scissors, fingernail clippers, a pocket knife, and 11 beers. Let's do this...
I was in the freezer we were knocking over shit. Speaking of which i asked my boss. I can hook up with girls in the freezer
Yeah just sayin. Whenever you want to come over and wank me off you can
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
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Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
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