covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
future reference: when you get a text that says "WARNING: EXPLICIT PHOTOS BEING DELIVERED. VIEWERS DISCRETION IS ADVISED." you always open the attached picture.
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
I just sent him a message bearing my soul about how much he means to me as a friend and his first response is "are you drunk?"
Shit like this is why I'm a bitch to everyone.
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
Randomize
