u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
Realization: many of my behaviors would lead to me being stoned to death in a lot of foreign countries. God bless America.
He passed out with his shoes on 20 minutes till midnight, and I didn't have a sharpie so I took the cheese whiz and filled his exposed ass crack.
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