I am full of burrito and curiosity
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
Who replies to a drunk text at 6am that's like against the rules of being a designated drunk text receiver
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
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