should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
Lessons learned from last night: do not leave me drunk and alone with strippers and a credit card. Let's do whatever's cheaper.
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