he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
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Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
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We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
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