She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
i can't believe you were mixing vodka with green tea last night and enjoying it.
i should bottle and sell it. my slogan could be "green tea vodka. antioxidating while intoxiacting. your liver will thank you. "
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
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Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
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