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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
false alarm, still single
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
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