it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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