This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
Taylor Swift is so right about you.
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
Oscar is the man. He keeps getting pictures of hot nude women with messages in spanish saying "i hope you like it" sent to his phone
whose oscar?
the baller who i guess decided to give out a fake number at the bar last weekend. luckily that fake number was mine. i have enough porn to last me until next month.
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
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