Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
Oh my god I haven't had mozzarella sticks since I banged that Applebee's waiter
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
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