belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
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don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
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I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
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