you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
So it took me 20 minutes to figure out that this is the wrong blind date. I'm going to go with it, he's cute and at least it's free beer.
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
Let's get the cat blown out
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
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