That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
How I know I would be an awful mother....I just stirred the bong up with a baby fork. A literal baby fork....
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
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