Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
you win again, gameday.
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
I woke up to find his roommate face down on the couch with no pants on, with a sticky note that said "was lost but now am found"
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
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