do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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