can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
These 23 People Walked In On Someone And Saw Some Crazy Sh*t
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
Confessions From 23 People Who Have Been Hiding Terrible Secrets
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.