I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
i just pissed myself at work. maybe they'll buy the old coffee spill trick
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.