Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
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