Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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