If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
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He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
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I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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