Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
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Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
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He said he'd prefer a photo rather than discuss politics, I sent him a snapchat "conservative shorts 4 conservative man". He said "be liberal"
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
Riddle me this: why did I wake up next to a stuffed sword fish?
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