We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
When my parents ask, do you think "he was the cop I gave head to in order to get out of a speeding ticket" will suffice as to how we met?
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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