it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
well most of my day revolves around power hour
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
My vagina just clenched in fear
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
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