And I just remember seeing him for the first time and being like, who is this ape of a man? Like legit he could be the missing link
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
I just did a booty-call caliber shave job in preparation for this weekend. Fuck being ladylike; I'm tryna get LAID-ylike
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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