okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
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