I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
So the last day on the vacation I woke up in the bath tub. My mom said she asked me during the night what I was doing and I said, "swimming."
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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