It was laundry day and I was wearing last xmas undies. he took one look and went...you's a ho, ho, ho. my response you ask? for less dough, dough, dough. I'm a slut.
with a sacreligious after taste.
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
You opened the door to your apartment and shrieked "THE CHAIR IS GONE!" then punted a bag of votive candles
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
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