It's just like the Real World with babies
Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
The economy isn’t reopen until I can get drunk and motorboat fake tits at lunch on a Wednesday
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