i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
why is my clorox wipe dispenser full of tortillas?
drunkie insisted on stuffing the rest of his scrambled eggs in his pockets before we left ihop. we really should have left a better tip
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
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