Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
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It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
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Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
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