He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
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