you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
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