She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
i just overheard my mom tell my dad he should drink less so he could hit the right hole
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
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i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
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On a not really funny at all but kinda brighter note I've gotten really good at texting in hand cuffs
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
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