Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
She kept crying and asking why I couldn't look more like Dennis quaid.
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
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