it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
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Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
I'm going to start charging you rent if you keep leaving your random conquests on my living room couch the morning after
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
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sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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