i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
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not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
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I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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