where does the pee come out of this thing
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
the maid of honor just got in a fight with the mother of the bride at a gas station across the street. best. wedding. ever.
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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