please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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