Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
The couple that wants to take me home just paid the bartender $100 to pour tequila down my throat. I think I'm in some type of twilight zone where stds run rampant and the alcohol floweth
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
I flashed the bar tender last night. Apparently I wanted a whiskey to go and that was the golden ticket. This is why I never come home
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
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