No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
My phone now knows what I type and it prompts me with frequently used words. And anytime I use "and" and hit the space key two of the words are "unicorn" and "sausage"
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
Hey I consider Sunday's trip to the ER a success. You're alive and now you know for sure you're not pregnant. I got my highest ever Tetris score. Wins all around.
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
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