hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
In a tragic sexting typo, I typed the word "blobjob". Now she's coming over and I have no idea what I'm in for...
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
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I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
I woke up to a head of lettuce on my nightstand, someones Honda abandoned in my yard, the cat partially shaved, and a empty bottle of sailor hanging by a scarf from the rafters. Oh, and 26 people apparently came though and rubbed my back in the process of the night. Happy 23rd to me!
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
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I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
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