This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
i'm pleased to announce i can now open a bottle of wine with my shoe if called upon to do so.
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
My mom seriously just told me my insurance company pays for rehab. In an email. I expect a real, not just us joking, intervention coming on. I'm not accepting a "lunch date" with that bitch.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
This was baby jesus's way of getting you to wait until the next bikini wax
Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
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