This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
I got with a bridesmaid and a server as well as put an $80 tab in rum and coke under the name Emerson Iglesias. Are you sure it wasn't my wedding?
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
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