dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
Just saw a guy at the gas station legitimately dressed in exactly what my costume was last night. Fuck his life.
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door
Best exit from a building ever
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
Randomize
