what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
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