I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
i was having this nice romantic moment with my girlfriend. then jimmy came in and peed on the fridge
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
Also, I'm not that drunk, but I'm thinking of pulling the blinds all the way up and casting some porn up onto the living room TV to establish dominance over our neighbors.
Randomize
