I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
I just want nice things and good sex
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
Randomize
