I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
Just saw some airport workers running through the terminal with liquor bottles. That's my kind of emergency.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
I need a beard to bite.
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
Why would you get kicked out?
Well, an overweight man is currently not wearing a shirt. Or pants. And is getting in touch with his inner Chippendale. You can probably fill in the blanks.
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
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