He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
Turns out vomit takes off spray tan.
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
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Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
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I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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