Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
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It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
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I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
Ultimate cock block. About to have sex and your mom calls you so you can go help your grandmother figure out how to vote for the voice on her iPad
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
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