More tranny stories later!
So drunk i had to piss sitting down...
bras are like tupperware for tits, keeps em fresh.
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
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And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
This must be what defeat feels like to Tom Brady today. I bet he wishes he could barf up all of his bad decisions from yesterday, too.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
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He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
I'm so hungover that I just wrote up my will because I'm afraid I'm gonna die. I'm leaving you my bong.
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
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