are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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